I am seeking actors for this weekend.
Male and female; lead roles and featured extras.
Commencing: Early afternoon.
Looking for new faces so extensive acting experience is not required.
All age groups welcome.
What is necessary is enthusiasm, confidence, charm and a big appetite.
This is an unpaid gig.
I don't have a script or anything.
But Mum makes a mean chicken and salad roll.
She asked me if I knew anyone who might like to try them out.
I said to her, actors are always up for a free feed!
She nodded sagely and smiled.
Please supply head shots and dietary requirements to email@example.com
Don't apply if you don't like chicken.
Stills will be taken of said rolls being consumed.
These will look great on your:
If we remember to send the pictures to you that is.
I anticipate that if this goes well there'll be a sequel.
Admission strictly by application only.
Yes, we know how hungry you all are.
Probably a short screenplay featuring a chicken and salad roll.
One Paragraph Synopsis
One Page Synopsis
Supporting notes to support the supporting notes.
How you would approach eating the chicken and salad roll differently the next time you ate one.
Please don't send a head shot.
You're a screenwriter.
Yes, I am taking the piss.
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
Thank you for your attention.